The title of this piece is a nod to one of my favorite comedy troupes of the 1970s, the Firesign Theatre. It’s a ditty that opens up “I Think We’re All Bozos On This Bus” from 1971.

Album cover for “I Think We’re All Bozos On This Bus” by the Firesign Theatre (1971)
Sung by The Whisperin’ Squash, it goes
Back from the shadows again!
Out where an In-jun’s your friend!
Where the veg’tables are green,
And you can pee into the stream!
Yes, we’re back from the Shadows again!
Fans (and there are many) know this quirky tune by heart. In a way, it’s a signature of the group, and identifies the singer as one of them.
But this post is not about things Firesign. It’s about me re-surfacing from the world of retirement. Since I was scammed out of the bulk of my retirement savings, I felt it necessary to return to the work world to supplement my income. So beginning on Tuesday, February 24, 2026, I will once again become a part-time associate of the running store I worked at before COVID struck.
Potomac River Running has been renamed PR Run and Walk, and it suits me well, as running has all but been eliminated in my life as back and leg issues have crept up on me as I’ve aged. So, while I may not be a poster child for running, I can certainly advise customers on the benefits of proper footwear, nutrition, hydration and exercise!
It would be disingenuous of me to claim that I was 100% enthused about this turn of events. Part of me is disappointed that my casual retirement life has been disrupted, but the other part thinks that I truly enjoyed the work before COVID halted it, and I’m glad they’ve taken me back.
There’s not a lot of responsibility that goes with the job other than showing up on time. I was given some responsibility before, with a key to open the store, running the opening and closing procedures, and helping more junior employees learn the ropes. The lack of responsibility actually comforts me, as I need only approach the job with the idea of customer satisfaction as the goal.
Thus begins a new chapter in my life. I have no ambition to climb the corporate ladder (and in this company, it’s more of a corporate footstool), and I don’t have a primary job where I carried specific responsibilities. The upside is that I will get out of the house more, have more personal interactions, and earn a minimum-wage retail paycheck. It’s enough.




